Comedy-Transylvania 6-5000

Beta Tape Transylvania 6-5000 Comedy..8515 ..Color..93 mins..New World Video..Starring Jeff Goldblum, Ed Begley Jr., Joseph Bologna, Carol Kane, Jeffrey Jones, Geena Davis, John Byner… Wanted: Two reporters, brains optional. For a good time call…. Fear and loathing meet hilarity head-on as two bumbling reporters (Jeff Goldblum, Ed Begley Jr.) try to unravel the mystery of modern-day Transylvania. Along the way they meet a decidedly bizarre assortment of loonies and throwbacks. The lowly servant Radu (John Byner) and even more lowly Lupi (Carol Kane). The oversexed vampiress Odette (Geena Davis), who has an unnatural penchant for "necking." The mysterious gypsy, Madame Moravia, who babbles about a werewolf named Larry. And the mad Doctor Malavaqua (Joseph Bologna), who has been carrying on some rather shady experiments. What the reporters uncover is enough to scare the cape off of any self-respecting Count. The good citizens of Transylvania cordially invite you to this, the most frighteningly funny event of the year. It s a wild ghost chase. It s a macabre monster mash. It s a vampire s delight. It s Transylvania 6-5000.