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  • Comedy-Broadcast News

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    Beta Tape Broadcast News Romantic/Comedy….1654 Color 132 min…Starring..William Hurt, Holly Hunter, Albert Brooks… Tom Grunick (William Hurt) is the perfect modern anchorman. He s got the smooth charm and handsome good look that America loves, but no background for the job. Jane Craig (Holly Hunter) is the brilliant producer, committed to fighting the trend toward flashy, style-over-substance "personality" news, whose job it now is to make Tom Grunick look like a newsman. Aaron Altman (Albert Brooks) is the dedicated reporter, utterly devoid of on-camera charisma, who s jealous and resentful of Tom s instant success…both on camera with the public, and off camera with Jane. "Broadcast News" is a romantic triangle in a fresh and fascinating setting. It s the newst film masterpiece written, produced and directed by the Academy Award winning director of "Terms of Endearment", James L. Brooks.

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  • Comedy-Cannonball Run II

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    Beta Tape Cannonball Run II Comedy…11377..Color..109 mins.. Warner Home Video..Starring..Burt Reynolds, Dom De Luise, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., Jamie Farr, Marilu Henner, Telly Savalas, and Shirley MacLaine… An explosion of stars, stunts and laughs; this Cannonball packs it all! No one knows more about making action/comedy films than director Hal Neddham. Long before he teamed with Burt Reynolds for the phenomenally successful Smokey and the Bandit – continued the partnership on Hooper, Smokey and the Bandit II, The Cannonball Run and Stroker Ace – he was already known as a premiere stunt artist. Combine Needham s talents with the resources of producer Albert S. Ruddy ( The Godfather, The Longest Yard) and you ve got dynamite waiting to explode. That s exactly what happens in Connonball Run II, a calamitously chaotic cross-country auto race that runs rings around any road rally ever filmed. A wealthy Arab monarch (Ricardo Montalban) offers $1 million to the winner of the infamous CannonballRun, a grueling, maniacal transcontinental tourney. but rules and sanity are blown out the window as famous faces turn up at every turn. Dean Martin and Sammy Davis Jr. pose as cops trying to outrun the mob in a sparking red Corvette. When telly Savalas, the baddest hood in a bald head, tries to steal the race (literally), there s only one man to whom to turn. That s right. The Chairman of the Board, Frank Sinatra. Regarding scenery, Susan Anton and Catherine Bach teasingly tantalize as racers who knowall about fast cars and life in the cannonball lane. Especially when they discover what Joe Theismann has under the hood. But let s not forget out fearless hero. How can Reynolds possibly lose, disquised as a four-star general commanding a top-secret "Nukemobile?" Well…there s Dom DeLuise as his partner, who thinks he really is that daredevil to dare all devils, Captain Chaos. Together they must come to terms with two endearing nuns (Shirley MacLaine and Marilu Henner) just itching to bust out of some old "habits." Throw in Richard Kirl (James Bond s nemesis Jaws), martial arts superstar Jackie Chan, Charles Nelson Reilly, Sid Caesar, Tim Conway, Don Knotts, Foster Brooks, Jim Nabors and an orangutan limo driver, and you ll get Cannonball Run II, a mirthful moving violation for which you just might get a laughing ticket..for failing to stop!

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  • Comedy-Clue

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    Clue…..Starring Eileen Brennan, Tim Curry, Madeline Kahn, Christopher Lloyd, Michael McKean, Martin Mull, Lesley Ann Warren…Rated PG/1985/ Color/96 minutes/BETA 1840….Here is the murderously funny movie based on the world-famous CLUE board game…..and now, with this special video-cassette version, you can see all three surprise endings….was it Colonel Mustard in the study with a gun? Miss Scarlet in the billiard room with the rope? Or was it Wadsworth the butler? Meet all the notorious suspects and discover all their foul play things…..you ll love their dastardly doings as the bodies and the laughs pile up before your eyes………comes in a hard cardboard case with a plastic cover both the cover and tape in good condition.

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  • Comedy-Crimewave

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    Crimewave…..Starring Louise Lasser/Paul L. Smith/Brion James/Sheree Wilson/Bruce Campbell…Rated PG-13/1986/ Color/83 minutes/BETA 90031….Ernest Tread called the exterminators…he had a rat in his place of business, his partner…..two death demons, Mr. Crush, and Mr. Coddish, come to do their deed with a smile….and an menacing laugh….but oh, oh, did they dispatch the right rat?…..The pair of bungling boobs make a mess of the job and now they have to do away with any possible witnesses or suffer a stimulating end in the electric chair………comes in a hard cardboard case with a plastic cover both the cover and tape in good condition.

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  • Comedy-D.C. Cab

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    Beta Tape D.C. Cab Comedy/Action….BTA80061…. Color..1hr&40min…MCA Home Video…Starring Adam Baldwin, Charlie Barnett, Irene Cara as herself, Anne DeSalvo, Max Gail, Mr.T, Jose Perez, Paul Rodriguez and Gary Busey as Deli…. The one and only Mr.T leads an off-the-wall cast of comic crazies in this no-crashes-barred tale of a wild cab company "serving" the nation s capital. This manic high-comedy stars Oscar nominee Gary Busey, pop superstar Irene Cara and the versatile Adam Baldwin as a wide-eyed youth determined to turn the fortunes of the rag-tag fleet around by winning over the decidedly different drivers to his optimistic way of thinking. The high energy entertainment features the movie debuts of top stand-up comics Charlie Barnett, Bill Maher, Paul Rodriguez and Marsha Warfield and had enough high-octane action to beat a rush hour traffic jam!

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  • Comedy-Deal of the Century

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    Beta Tape Deal of the Century Comedy….11339…Color…99 min….Warner Home Video….Starring…Chevy Chase, Sigourney Weaver, Gregory Hines with, Wallace Shawn, Richard Libertini and Vince Edwards…. A deal like this can blow up in your face! Fast-talking Eddie Muntz is a super salesman. Unfortunately, he works in a business where you can really make a killing. Eddie sells weapons. He sells little one that can kick off a riot, and bigger ones that can trigger a world war. But don t worry. Eddie won t sell weapons to just anybody. Only to folks with a suitcase full of money. Chevy Chase stars in William Friedkin s devilish satire of the international arms trade, Deal of the Century. It s a side-splitting peek behind the scenes at an industry that sells big bangs for big bucks – and shoulders a big responsibility for the current sorry state of global relations. Sigourney Weaver co-stars as Catherine deVoto, the amitious widow who turns Muntz on to a multi-million-dollar deal involving robot warplanes and dummy dictators. Gregory Hines plays Eddie s partner Ray, an ex-pilot whose high-flying conscience leads him into a double-cross dogfight that nearly gets everybody wiped out. The climax comes at a major weapons show, "Arms for Peace 84 -one of the most bizarre bazaars in film history. But according to Friedkin and screenwriter Paul Brickman (Risky Business), the reality that makes headlines is even stranger. As in real life, Muntz s weapons systems sometimes wind up in the wrong hands – or in both hands. "Sworn enemies shop for weapons side by side," Friedkin continues. "The people in this business are like little kids playing with toys. The only thing is that these toys can destroy the world." Deal of the Century is a very funny movie about a very serious subject – and if your laughter is a little nervous, you re beginning to get the point.

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  • Comedy-From The Hip

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    Beta Tape From The Hip Comedy…473..Color..112 min..Lorimar Home Video..Starring..Judd Nelson, Elizabeth Perkins, John Hurt, Ray Walston, Darren McGavin… Criminal justice is about to be hit with a revolution. The perpetrator is a recent law school graduate Robin "Stormy" Weathers (Judd Nelson) who jumps in and shoots"From The Hip." Judiciary procedure gets shaken down to its very foundation when this brash 25 year old takes on a case. his unorthadox tactics and anything goes approach to criminal defense make him into a media figure. Convinced of the innocence of a client, he ll stop at nothing to obtain an acquittal. But what if new evidence comes to light, showing that a defendant is indeed guilty of the most vicious sort of cold blooded murder? Find out in this "Comedy with a lot on its mind."

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  • Comedy-Full Moon In Blue Water

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    Beta Tape Full Moon In Blue Water Comedy/Drama .M012016…Color…96 min…Media…Starring…Gene Hackman, Teri Garr, Burgess Meredith, and Elias Koteas….. Life s been dealing Floyd a lot of jokers lately: His Texas Gulf Coast cafe, the Blue Water Grill, is about to be seized for back taxes. His live-in father-in-law slips in and out of senility. Loudly. And his much beloved wife has disappeared without a trace. But Floyd s been dealt one ace: Louise, a big-hearted flibbertigibbet who has great plans for the cafe….and its owner. If she can snap Floyd out of his Blue Water blues. Three of the screen s finest artists — Gene Hackman, Teri Garr and Burgess Meredith — shine in this achingly real, deliciously funny film that ll snap anyone out of the blues. And into the warm glow of human affection.

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  • Comedy-Haunted Honeymoon

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    Beta Tape Haunted Honeymoon ComedyTVA3911 Color…88min HBO/Cannon Video…Starring Gene Wilder, Gilda Radner, Paul L. Smith, Jonathan Pryce, Paul L. Smith…. It s 1939, the heyday of radio, Larry Abbot (Gene Wilder) and Vivkie Pearle (Gilda Radner) who star in a spine-tingling series of terror tales, are getting married. There is only one flkaw in their happines. Larry suffers from phobias…sudden outbreaks of irrational fear that threaten to ruin his career. Vivkie insists it s just wedding jitters. The wedding is set to take place in the Abbot family mansion, where Great Aunt Kate (Don DeLuise) lives amidst howling storms, flickering candles, secret passages and deranged servants. Kate suspects that someone in the family is a werewolf. she s not sure which one. Since Larry, whom she raised from childhood seems to be the least likely, she s leaving her fortune to him. But he has to live to collect and one of the money-grubbing relatives is trying to scare the life out of Larry for keeps!

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  • Comedy-Heaven Help Us

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    Beta Tape Heaven Help Us Comedy…TXA2986..Color..102 mins., Thorn Emi Video….Starring…Andrew McCarthy, Mary Stuart Masterson, Kevin Dillion, Malcolm, Kate Reid, Wallace Shawn, John Heard, and Donald Sutherland… "Heaven Help Us" is a warm and rousing comedy about a group of young boys coming of age, rebelling and discovering who they are. Set in a Catholic school on Brooklyn in the 1960 s, the film tells the story of 16 year-old Michael Dunn who arrives at St.Basil s school in 1965 and immediately befriends all of the misfits in his class. These characters make an enormously appealing group as they collide with repressive St.Basil s faculty. What unfolds in "Heaven Help Us" is the hilarious and moving story of boys growing up during a tumultous, important year in their lives. Funny, touching, and with a spice of romance, this film will truly please everyone.

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  • Comedy-Housekeeping

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    Beta Tape Housekeeping Comedy…20878..Color..117 mins..RCA/Columbia Home Video..Starring Christine Lahti… Threre s no place like home…especially when Aunt Sylvie s in charge. Christine Lhti gives a brilliant performance as Aunt Sylvie, an eccentric free-spirit who returns to her hometown, a small mountain community in the Pacific Northwest, to care for her two orphaned nieces. At first the two girls (Sara Walker, Andrea Burchill) are thrilled to have Sylvie as their new role model. But as time passes the teenagers find that this quintessentially quirky woman doesnt quitefit in with the rest of the moms– she keeps crumbled crackers in her coat pocket for imaginary childern…has a lifetime supply of empty tim cans and used newspapers..and thinks nothing of taking a midday nap on a bench in town square. When the townspeople decide Sylvie must clean up her act, it seems her fantasy world is abbout to end– but does it? From acclaimed director Bill Forsyth comes this off-beat , witty comedy that New York times critic Vincent Canby has named one of his top-ten favortes of the year.

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  • Comedy-Inner Space

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    Inner Space…starring Dennis Quaid, Martin Short and Meg Ryan…PG/1987/120 minutes/color/BETA 11754…Jack Putter feels a little funny today. That s nothing new to a borderline hypochondriac. What new is now Jack HEARS something, "I m possessed!" he cries. And you re about to be possessed with laughter. Because Steven Spielberg and Joe Dante, the filmmaking team that helped make GREMLINS such a howling hilarious great-time hit, have once again revved their imaginations into overdrive. The result in INNER SPACE. No, the voice Jack hears isn t coming from a fiendish spirit. It s coming from hotshot Navy pilot Tuck (Quaid), the subject of a Top Secret miniaturization project that s gone haywire. Tuck s been accidentally injected into Jack s inner space. And before frazzled Jack can say, "I ve got you under my skin", his unlikely blood brother has him tearing into a demento boogie of Twistin the Night Away and tearing off for his craziest adventure yet. Hard cardboard case with plastic covering, in good condition.

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  • Comedy-Johnny Be Good……

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    Johnny Be Good……Starring Anthony Michael Hall and Robert Downey Jr…..Rated R…….1988, Color, 91 minutes….BETA 8715….When he s good he s very, very good, but when he s bad he s better….It s an orgy of wine, women and cash kickbacks when two of the biggest college football factories in the country scramble to get Johnny Walker on their rosters. They d give anything for an arm like Johnny s. And they re willing to offer any body to see that they get him…..Moving from lusty limousine to rides to all night strip joints….Johnny gets the work out of his life and an education he ll never forget….he soon discovers that he s the object of NCAA investigation and has become an embrassement to his family and friends….but when the time comes for the golden boy gone bad to sign his letter of intent….Johnny shows that he still has one more option play to left to run………comes in a hard cardboard case with a plastic cover both the cover and tape in good condition.

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  • Comedy-K-9

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    Beta Tape K-9 Comedy…80880…Color..1hr 51 min…MCA Home Video…Starring..James Belushi, Jerry Lee as himself… James Belushi stars as Thomas Dooley, an unorthodox narcotics cop who teams with an indenpendently minded police dog in this hilarious action-comedy. Headstrong Dooley is one step away from nailing a prominent socialite in a $50 million cocaine bust. but branded as too crazy to partner with, no one will work wiht him except Jerry Lee, a superbly trained German Shepherd police dog with the best nose in the drug-busting business. The uncoventional paring pleases neither partner, but after a series of shoot-outs, stake-outs, brawls and romantic misadventures, they develop a grudging respect for each other. It s a heartwarming,fast-footed afventure about an unlikely and unbeatable police team that will have you rooting for man s best friend.

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  • Comedy-Last Resort

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    Beta Tape Last Resort Comedy..VB5177..color..80 mins..Vestron Video..Starring Charles Grodin, Robin Pearson Rose, Megan Mullally, John Ashton… Charles Grodin and Jon Lovitz can be found vacationing at Club Sand, a tropical resort with the wackiest escapades in the Caribbean! From the writers of Revenge of the Nerds comes a comedy escape on the wildest isle anywhere. Club Sand s idea of "deluxe accommodations" is army cots. The counsellors specialize in seduction, and armed guerrillas could invade any minute – what a way to relax and unwind! Visit Last Resort, a comedy oasis where the only things that work are the jokes!

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  • Comedy-Like Father, Like Son

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    Beta Tape Like Father Like Son..Comedy..67001..Color..101 min RCA/Columbia Pictures home Video….Starring…Dudley Moore, Kirk Cameron… Trading places has never been funnier. Chris Hammond (Cameron) is a typical high school senior pursuing his general education: girls, cars and music. His father, Dr.Jack Hammond (Moore), is a successful heart surgeon, on the verg of being named Chief of Staff at a leading hospital. They re about as close as a father and son can get…but they re about to become even closer. In one split second, father and son accidentally change bodies, resulting in a chaotic change-of-lifestyle for both of them. The son gets the Jaguar, the Gold Card and the boss s wife. His father gets the allowance, the biology final and the fake ID! Dudley Moore and Kirk Cameron shake up the family tree in this hiarious role reversal comedy.

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  • Comedy-Look Who s Talking

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    Beta Tape Look Who s Talking Comedy…70183..Color..96 min RCA/Columbia Pictures Home Video….Starring..John Travolta, Kirstie Alley, & Bruse Willis as the voice of Mikey If you ve always wanted to know what a baby thinks of the world around him, you ve finally got your chance. With Bruse Willis supplying the voice of Mikey s thoughts, this is one baby who says exactly what s on his mind. Mollie (Kirstie Alley) is a single working mother who s out to find the perfect father for her child. Her baby, Mikey, perfers James (John Travolta), a cab driver turned baby sitter who has what it takes to make them both happy. But Mollie won t even consider James. It s going to take all the tricks a baby can think of to bring them together before it s too late. Amy Heckerling ("Fast Times at Ridgemont High") wrote and directed this baby s-eye-view comedy.

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  • Comedy-Memories Of Me

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    Beta Tape Memories of Me Comedy…4754..Color 103 min… CBS/FOX Video…Starring Billy Crystal, Alan King, Jobeth Williams… Billy Crystal and Alan king keep you in stiches in director Henry Winkler s heart-warming comedy about a feuding father and son who discover that love is a familky trait. They say like father like on, but for Abe and Abbie polin, the couldn t be further from the truth. Abe (King) is king of the Hollywood extras. He s an actor who s expert as being a face in the crowd. His son, Abbie (Crystal), is a respected New York heart surgeon who s always felt like a bit player in his father s life. When Abbie suffers a mild heart attack, he desides it s time to mend family ties….or break them altogether. So he heads out to Hollywood where his efforts at reconciliation lead to hilarious consequences.

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  • Comedy-Micki & Maude

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    Beta Tape Micki & Maude Comedy…20456…Color…120 min… RCA/Columbia Pictures Home Video…Starring..Dudley Moore, Amy Irving & Ann Reinking… Dudley Moore and director Blake Edwards are reuited in this laugh-packed romp about a lovable biamist. TV reporter Rob Salinger (Moore) longs for a baby. But his career-minded wife, Micki (Ann Reinking), is too busy for motherhood. A romantic fling with a seductive cellist, Maude (Amy Irving), leads to her pregnancy. Rob receives another shock when Micki announces that she s also expecting! In love with both women, he marries Maude and starts leading a double life full of complicated and riotous situations. Micki&Maude reaches the heights of hilarity when both women are delivering babies in adjoining rooms while Moore serves double duty as the frantic father-to-be!

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  • Comedy-Moving

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    Beta tape Moving Comedy..11789..Color..89 min..Warner Home Video…Starring Richard Pryor, Beverly Todd, Dave Thomas, Dana Carvey, & Randy Quaid Don t you just hate to move? Doesn t it seem as if getting the dog, the goldfish, the VCR and all your other worldly possessions from Point A to Point B means something goes wrong? Not if you re with Arlo Pear. The everything goes wrong. Ace funnyman Richard Pryor and director Alan Metter keep the laughs Moving right alone in this tale about Arlo (Pryor), a lawn-watering suburbanite, family man and career transit engineer who s an expert on getting people and things from one place to another. At least he used to be an expert — until a job change forces him to move from Point A in Summit, New Jersey, To Point B: Bosie, Idaho. It s relocation that s no small potatoes to his mutinous family. So beleaguered Arlo must somehow keep peace with his household. ANd keep pace with crackpots who thwart his every move: a looney neighbor Randy Quaid, who undoubtedly found his brain at Lobotomies-R-Us, bully movers, (including wrestler King Kong Bundy), and a cross-country auto driver (Saturday Night Live s Dana Carvey, A.K.A. The Church Lady) who has more wacko personalities than Arlo s beloved Saab has gears. Toss in an encounter with a bet-the-house banker (a surprise star cameo) and Arlo is just one nicked table leg away from his inevitable, hilarious breaking point. Throughout these mountainous misadventures, Pryor and company pack, the New York Post says,"a houseful of laughs." So, for comedy that s going places, pack up your troubles and get Moving.

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  • Comedy-Mr.Mom

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    Beta Tape Mr.Mom Comedy…..VB5025….Color..90 min…Vestron Video…Starring Michael Keaton, Teri Garr..also starring Martin Mull, Ann Jillian and Christopher Lloyd…. The years brightest comdey smash! What happens when a young auot executive gets hit by hard times…and his wife becomes a rising star in the business world? What happens is Mr.Mom, the hilarious hit film starring Michael Keaton (Night Shift) as a hard-working husband who becomes a harried housewife, and Oscar-nominee Teri Garr (Tootsie) as a housewife who turns into a high-powered executive. At the start Jack Butler (Keaton) thinks he s "a regular Phil Donahue", but soon, dishes, diapers, and a man-eating vacuum cleaner have him singing a different tune. In the meantime, Caroline has come up with a pitch to salvage her ad adency s biggest account – but can t seem to run fast enough from her persistent boss. This delightful comic turnabout, directed by Stan Dragoti (Love At First Bite) and written by John Hughes ( National Lampoon s Vacation) also stars sexy Ann Jillian as an over-amours neighbor and Martin Mull as the philandering employer- all part of the outrageous cast of characters who help make Jack and Caoline Butler s switcheroo into one hilarious problem after another. Mr.Mom – The comdey masterpiece that s a laugh ahead of its time.

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  • Comedy-My New Partner

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    Beta Tape My New Partner Comedy…..CC5017….Color…104 min…French with English subtitles…Cinematheque Collection….Starring…Philippe Noiret, Thierry Lhermitte, Regine, Grace de Capitani and Julien Guiomar….. This street-smart action comedy won the French equivalent of the Oscar, the Cesar, for Best Picture of the Year. Portly, lovable Philippe Noiret (Coup De Torchon, Dear Detective), stars as a veteran police detective with a zest for living. he enjoys the benefits of petty corruption, and shaking down cons, but he s also a tough, savvy cop who can crack down for a big bust. Nearing retirement, Noiret gets a new partner, a by-the-book zealot fresh out of the police academy. played with romantic dash by matinee idol Thierry Lhermitte. This odd couple clashes in mnay hilarious encounters before Noiret tricks and trains his protege in the finer points of graft and the good life. The student finally surpasses the teacher for a surprising climax.

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  • Comedy-My Stepmother Is An Alien

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    Beta tape My Stepmother Is An Alien Comedy…..02578517…..Color…108 min…RCA/Columbia Pictures Home Video….Starring….Dan Aykroyd, Kim Basinger, Jon Lovitz and Alyson Hannigan….. Dan Aykroyd explores the possibilites of a very modern marriage when Kim Basinger orbits into his world in My Stepmother Is An Alien. Basinger stars as Celeste, a sexy extra-terrestrial with a mission: seduce the sweetly unsuspecting Steve Mills (Aykroyd), a recently widowed astrophysicist, and get her hands on his research which may hold the key to seving her planet. Dressed to the teeth, devouring cigarette butts as hor d oeuvres and snacking on flashlight batteries, Celeste makes quite an impression on the earth crowd, particularly on Mills playboy brother (Jon Lovitz). But when Mill s 13 year-old daughter Jessie (Alyson Hannigan) begins to suspect something s up, Celeste s mission is suddenly in jeopardy — and Steve Mills Finds himself headed straight for a close encounter of the cosmically comic kind!

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  • Comedy-Nothing In Common

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    Beta Tape Nothing In Common Comdey…l-530….Color….119 min…HBO/ Cannon Video….Starring..Tom Hanks, Jackie Gleason, and Eva Marie Saint , Hector Elizondo, Barry Corbin and Bess Armstrong…. Rising star Tom Hanks joins veteran Jackie Gleason and Eva Marie Saint in this comedic tale of an ambitious young man affected in unexpected ways by his parents separation. Life is great for Daivd Basner (Hanks). He has a good job, the money s rolling in, and he has his pick of women. Suddenly, everything changes when his parents split up after thirty-four years of marriage. From playing nursemaid to his father (Gleason) to being his mother s (Saint) best friend and confidant, David tries to be everything to both of them. He had no idea being a parnet could be so difficult! One of 1986 s top box office hits, Nothing In Common is a heart warming, poignant comdey that is vastly entertaining.

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  • Comedy-Nuns On The Run

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    Beta Tape Nuns On The Run Comedy….1830….Color…94 min…CBS/Fox Video…..Starring….Eric Idle, Robbie Coltrane and Janet Suzman…. Sometimes quitting a life of crime entails a complete change of habit. At least, that s what happens to two small-time gangsters named Brian (Eric Idle of "Monty Python" fame) and Charlie (Robbie Coltrane) when they deside to go straight, take a huge sum of their boss s money and run off to Rio. Pursued by two of the most ruthless gangs in London, Brian and Charlie take refuge in a convent, disguising themselves as nuns. Charlie uses his solid Catholic education to coach non-Catholic Brian in everything from the mysteries of the Trinity to the art of genuflecting. Nevertheless, the two "novices" find themselves confronting problems that would try anyone s faith: A priest who can t keep his hands from wandering in "Sister" Brian s direction; a hard drinking nun who can t resist big-time betting; and Brian s star-crossed romance with a hopelessly near-sighted Catholic girl. As the gangs slowly but surely close in, it s every nun for himself!

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  • Comedy-Oh! Heavenly Dog

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    Beta Tape Oh! Heavenly Dog Comedy/Adventure…1164..Color 104 mins…CBS/Fox Video…Starring..Chevy Chase, Benji, Jane Seymour, Omar Sharif… Benji and Chevy Chase team up for big laughs! America s favorite funny guy, Chevey Chase, stars in this fun-filled detective story that gives a whole new meaning to the word "heaven." Chase plays Browning, a private investigator who after being killed in the line of duty, finds himself in what at first appears to be a government office, but is in fact heaven. He waits in line to be assigned a new personal identification code and body. When his turn finally arrives, he is given the body of Benji. Since the investigator must work from inside his canine exterior, what follows is a murder mystery with a voice over of unternal monologue by Chevy Chase and some of the most amazing dog tricks in history. With lively performances by Chevy Chase and Jane Seymour who plays a pretty novelist, and a vast array of detective-oriented dog stunts. Oh! Heavenly Dog is as much fun as it is unusual. It s a thoroughly entertaining show the whole family will enjoy!

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  • Comedy-One Crazy Summer

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    Beta Tape One Crazy Summer Comedy…11602…Color…94 min…Warner Home Video…. Starring…John Cusack, Demi Moore, Curtis Armstrong and Bobcat Goldthwait…. Hoops McCann has the name- but not the talent – to carry on his family s proud basketball tradition. no in-yo -face slam dunks for Hoops; the only thing he can dunk is a doughnut. What Hoops really wants to do is write and illustrate a love story. He has the drawing skill. But he is stumped for a storyline because , so far, he s only a benchwarmer in the gae of love. But not for long – not after Hoops rambles off to Nantucket for One Crazy Summer. John Cusack (The Sure Thing, Better Off Dead) and Demi Moore (St. Elmo Fire, … About last Night) headlines this off-the-wall comedy by Btter off Dead write/dirctor Savage Steve Holland about teens coping with their parnets expectaions…while chasing their own dreams. Their gag-filled adventures bubble along in a New England chowder of chuckleheaded characters: Egg Stork (maniacal comedian Bobcat Goldthwait, star of two Police Acadeny romps and the new Burglar), who dons a Godzilla suit for a riotous rampage; gentle Ack Ack (Curtis Armstrong of Risky Business), whose Patton-esque dad sends him off to collect shells- mortar shells- at the seashore; garrulous George (Joel Murry), intent on "scaling mermaids;" a whole family of larcenous land developers; and a lovesick animated rhino who plays out Hoops fantasies in a series of goofily inventive cartoon sequences. Overworked and under-vactioned? Then join one crazy cast of characters for One Crazy Summer and soak up some laughs!

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  • Comedy-Police Academy

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    Beta Tape Police Academy Comedy…20016…Color…96 min…Warner Home Video….Starring..Steve Guttenberg, Kim Cattrall, Bubba Smith and George Gaynes….. Be a police officer. All you do is join the farce. The lady mayor of a lalrge U.S. city has thrown open the doors of the Police Academy to a new generation of recruits: anybody who wants to join, without regard to height, weight, age, sex, race, religion or educational background. When you see who shows up, you ll think its a crime. Police Academy is a side-splitting satirical salute to the forces of law and order — the men , women and borderline cases whow dedicate their lives to protecting the public from people very much like themselves. It s also the funniest, sexiest, most irreverent comedy since Airplane! The roll call of D Squad reads like a Who s Who of weirdos. There s Moses Hightower (Bubba Smith), a former florist built like a brick arboretum; Larvelle Jones (Michael Winslow), a master impersonator of machine guns; Jorge Martin (Andrew Rubin), a Latin love who comes, sees and conquers (not necessarily in that order); Leslie Barbara (Donovan Scott), the blimp in blue; Laverne Hooks (Marion Ramsey), Miss Timid of 1984; and Eugene Tackleberry (David Graf), a gun buff who arrives on the training scene loaded for bear. To deal with this class of kooks would require the patience of a saint. Unfortunately, training instructors Harris (G.W.Bailey) and Callahan (Leslie Easterbrook) take a more devilish attitude; wash theses trukeys out, quick, before anyone can mistake them for cops. When a real-life riot breaks out, the recruits of Police Academy graduate to the streets — and even the bad guys die laughing!

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  • Comedy-Police Academy 6 City Under Siege

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    Beta Tape Police Academy 6 City Under Siege Comedy….11873 Color…84 min….Starring Bubba Smith, Michael Winslow, David Graf, Marion Ramsey, Lelie Easterbrook, Lance Kinsey, Bruce Mahler… A crime spree called Operation Chaos could mean curtains for the unsuspecting city, But what kind of curtains? Bead? Lace? Iron? Not to worry. The cops who are topos the perpetrators of the most popukar abd successful comedy series in moive history, are on the job. Bubba Smith, Michael winslow, David Graf, Marion Ramsey, Leslie easterbrook, G.W.Bailey, George Gaynes and other returning rowied are strapping on laugh-riot gear for police Academy 6: City Under Siege. And arming themselves with a whole new arsenal of gags amd anything goes goofiness that ll knock bad guys for a loop and comedy fans silly.

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  • Comedy-Private Benjamin

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    Beta Tape Private Benjamin Comedy..11075..Color..110 mins.. Warner Home Video..Starring..Goldie Hawn, Eileen Brennan, Armand Assante, Robert Webber, Sam Wanamaker, Barbara Barrie, Mary Kay Place, Harry Dean Stanton… Can the Army make a man out of Judy Benjamin? Drop and immovable object into the path of an irresistible force, and the results can be explosive – and ecplosively funny. In Private Benjamin, the immovable object is a pampered, spoiled, upper calss princess names Judy Benjamin. Nothing is too good for Judy. But after her wealthy new husband kicks the bucket on their wedding night, nothing is what she winds up with. Enter the irresistible force : a three-year, all-expenses paid hitch in the U.S. Army. What s a nice girl like Judy doing in combat boots and fatigues? A sympathetic, smooth-talking recruiter flashes her a packet of deceptively attractive photos, drops her a line about getting in shape, and Judy swallows the bait – which tastes awful, but turns out to be the best medicine she s ever taken. Goldie Hawn bring high energy, infectious wit, and rare charm to the role of Judy Benjamin. Her comic performance is magnificent. Director Howard Zieff (The Main Event, House Calls) weaves a fast-paced, fine-tuned film around Judy s coming of age, moving the action effortlessly from a hilarious suburban wedding, through the rigors of basic training, to on-location Paris adventures that test Judy s new-found independence. Along the way, he makes the most of a great troupe of supporting players, including Eileen Brennan, Robert Webber, Mary Kay Place, and Albert Brooks as Judy s one-night-stand husband. Goldie Hawn comments on the role written for her. "Judy Benjamin is a well-done girl who has always belonged to somebody else. She s never had to fight for her life. When this type of girl goes off and joins the Army, the contrast is wonderful. I don t think she ll ever be the same." Neither, perhaps, will the Army!

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